First, this is the Metro Station at the Art Museum. It has nothing to do with anything, really.

Dad, AKA "The Source" due to me running his S-14 campaign on NationStates, cooks his honey orange glaze porkchops. With LEMON PEPPER. *

A man's place is in the kitchen.

Note the bottle of Buttershots next to the fridge and the little Cyclone Armor I-Man silhouetted against the steel breadbox on top of the fridge. *

This is the Christmas Hibiscus, all lit up.

I CAN HAS FROOT.

This is how I act in front of my parents.

Indeed, it's how I act most of the time. *

I do not shave during vacations.

Dad and I chill.

My mom and I. *